Vodka Pong, and Crotchless Panties

My job makes me sad.
It truly does.

I go in to gather my check, and I leave with 5 minuets on the clock, wtf...

So Myra propositions me to go hang out with her and her friends.
(On a side note, I like her friends but, like Myra, they are draining, just draining in every way possible.)

Cool, but no. Hookah isn't enough to have me sit with her friends, but, she said Gabby was going.

Now ever since Malissa gave me the news that Gabby was leaving us soon, I have been wanting the need to hangout with her, She is a really good friend, and I do miss her. So I had to go.

So as we get into the house that Myra should in no way have a key to, and scare the shit out of her friends, we all chill out, and agree to go hookha.

Oh the Maridian, how I love you so.

Now here is the weird part.
Though a series of events Myra asks me out through Texts. Now it was weird. I half think she thinks I like her, and half think she thinks she just wants a relationship.

Yadda, yadda, yadda.... I said no.

So after a terrible Hookha named PB&J, we get the munchies (go fig), and go to Taco Bell. Never has a taco ever been so greasy, and so delicious in my entire life. It was heaven in tortilla form.

The wall mart,and the picking up of random people from the walmart was fun. And it seemed as if everyone kinda knew everyone already so thats was coo'. Then Mayra got naked, real naked, and that was awkward...

Gaby told me something that me me lolacaust, she said "I feel out, cause I haven't slept with anyone here."

That was funny, what was also funny was the thought of using hand sanitizer as lube...
Think About.

But the best part of the night was teh fact that I played Vodka-Pong, and lost...

Fucking Tati...