Vodka Pong, and Crotchless Panties

My job makes me sad.
It truly does.

I go in to gather my check, and I leave with 5 minuets on the clock, wtf...

So Myra propositions me to go hang out with her and her friends.
(On a side note, I like her friends but, like Myra, they are draining, just draining in every way possible.)

Cool, but no. Hookah isn't enough to have me sit with her friends, but, she said Gabby was going.

Now ever since Malissa gave me the news that Gabby was leaving us soon, I have been wanting the need to hangout with her, She is a really good friend, and I do miss her. So I had to go.

So as we get into the house that Myra should in no way have a key to, and scare the shit out of her friends, we all chill out, and agree to go hookha.

Oh the Maridian, how I love you so.

Now here is the weird part.
Though a series of events Myra asks me out through Texts. Now it was weird. I half think she thinks I like her, and half think she thinks she just wants a relationship.

Yadda, yadda, yadda.... I said no.

So after a terrible Hookha named PB&J, we get the munchies (go fig), and go to Taco Bell. Never has a taco ever been so greasy, and so delicious in my entire life. It was heaven in tortilla form.

The wall mart,and the picking up of random people from the walmart was fun. And it seemed as if everyone kinda knew everyone already so thats was coo'. Then Mayra got naked, real naked, and that was awkward...

Gaby told me something that me me lolacaust, she said "I feel out, cause I haven't slept with anyone here."

That was funny, what was also funny was the thought of using hand sanitizer as lube...
Think About.

But the best part of the night was teh fact that I played Vodka-Pong, and lost...

Fucking Tati...

The Charade of Munchkin

Yes, yes, yes, I went over to Rojas's new place. As painfully as I thought it was going to be, it was only slightly not enjoyable.

The problem with us all going over there was the fact that it seem as if he never wanted us to be there in the first place. If I was going to throw a house warming party, I would at least be welcoming. But instead we get cold shouldered angry Estevon for most of the night.

Now, We did see, 'No Country For Old Man' Which I enjoyed throughly, but it seemed everyone else seem to hate, well, everyone except JP, who I seem to bond with allot. It was weird, but at least I know know I'm not the only one who breathes out of one nostril.

Yadda yadda yadda, we played charades. Chicks vs Dicks...
Dare I say it, Dicks kicked some vagina ass.
I gotta say, for it being JP's first time playing charades, he was fucking good at it...

Then came blackie, it was her birthday, so that was neat, to bad I have to miss her party Monday, what can I say, work sucks.

We also played Muchkin, but we don't talk about that...

Torpid Bordem

I'm sitting here, I'm my room, leaning in my tilted chair watching Made. Where did life go? Oh yeah, straight to hell...

It's sad to think that my job hates so much, that they only schedule me on the days they need me to do stuff, cause I'm the only one who knows how to do it. Its equally more pathetic to think that I'm going to sit here and take it. It makes you think...

In, my sudden burst of free time, I have found an amazing new RPG online called FORUMWARZ. (I'll put a link in my links tab). It's stupendously fun, and retardedly funny.

So, I'm gonna type up a resume, and give it to Mom tomorrow. Damn I want a job at CGS. It would get me out of this life rut I'm in, and even get me on a straight track... hopefully...